In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.
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Theodore Roosevelt
In our country religion is not different from philosophy and religion & philosophy don’t differ from science.
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Virchand Gandhi
On my honor, I will do my best To do my duty To God and my country
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The maid told him that a girl and a child had come looking for him, but since she didn't know them, she hadn't cared to ask them in, and had told them to go on to Mers."Why didn't you let them in?" asked Germain angrily....
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George Sand
In stating these matters, I speak an open and disinterested language, dictated by no passion but that of humanity. To me, who have not only refused offers, because I thought them improper, but have declined rewards I might with reputation have accepted, it is no...
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Thomas Paine
More Quotes By Jim Gaffigan
We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you, ” and I am...
The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.
Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going to see if we can handle that before we have kids." This is a little like testing the waters of being...
TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for children to adulthood are news and mustard. Kids hate news and mustard. Well, mustard even has the word 'turd' in it. Maybe I should threaten my kids that if they don't...
When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard.
